Cyclists Pay Taxes Ver. 3.0 Cycling Jersey

Woman who cut me off: "You shouldn't be riding on the road."
Me
: "There's a 'Share the Road' sign right there."
Her: "Well, you cyclists should be paying taxes and tags."
Me: "First of all, I do pay taxes and tags for my car. Second, those only pay for state roads and highways, not local roads. Local roads are paid for with sales and state income taxes, mostly."
Her: "If you don't stop harassing me, I'm going to call the police."
Me: "Try not to kill anybody on your way home."

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